Watch My Feet!

So some girl spilled her drink on my shoes and I got bored. I used to paint and draw when I was really young but it has been so long. I guess I just wanted to find a new hobby and express myself. I don’t really know why I stopped though, maybe because I was afraid that I would end up a starving artist like Van Gough. I found that a shoe proves to be an interesting canvas, but maybe I am biased. It can even be looked at as graffiti on your own property. Damn kids and that rap music.



I, like many others, am aware they are single today. At lunch I noticed these people without wedding rings were so sad. Now maybe their dog died or they lost some money on the game last night but I am gonna assume it is because of Valentine’s Day. I don’t see why they are sad, I am really happy to be single at this point of my life. I like spoiling and caring about myself way too much to think about someone else. Plus, it is hard to find someone that you want to let in and show all your quirks and unique little things that make you YOU. Everyone is sweet, nice, thoughtful, cute, etc. It is those small weird things that make someone unique and special to you and you alone. In the end, you have to see if the person you are with is special to you because of those little things that make them YOUR girlfriend or wife. With anyone else, that other person might not notice those things and would have feelings about them for other reasons. I have two women in my life right now and that is enough estrogen for me. Trust me, my mom and sister are a handful.



I had a conversation with a girl at work about a certain act that men enjoy yet she saw pointless. I tried explaining to her that for some reason there are things that men may like or ask for that women do not understand. Fine. It may be a hard concept to wrap your mind around but think about this. Flowers. For some strange reason, they make women happy. They make women fall in love and for some reason they are a confirmation that a man cares for the woman in their minds. Really? An organic multi-cellular organism was what confirmed his love for you? I don’t get it and I don’t want to ever get it (*I have sent flowers on many occasions, too many recently). BUT, I do understand that is what makes you happy and that is what does it for YOU. Not me. So for that reason, I do it for you because it makes you happy. So understand that many times a guy may ask for something that you don’t see how any human being could find pleasure or reason in the act. But that is the point of this all, you will never see why it makes the other person happy. The only thing that you need to see or realize is that it makes the other person happy. In conclusion, if you’re in the business of making someone happy then try not to think about the why because it will just hurt your head.



Last Saturday I took the family to Glen Ivy Hot Springs Spa. This place was deep in Corona, but well worth the drive. If you have never been, you need to go and spa it up. If you work hard or have any kind of stress in your life and wanna get it out, this is the way to go. You walk out with your body feeling like some smooth grape J-E-L-L-O.







That day capped off with a stop at The Best Mexican fast food ever by the name of Miguel’s Jr. It is a shame that they only have locations in Corona and one in Orange. Then again, maybe that is a good thing cuz I would just eat that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.



This was a long post, but it's been a while. Michael Motorcycle Art Gallery opening at The Standard Downtown LA tonight. Open bar and La Cita Pre-Party, I really don't need to say more. So I wont.